Seriously?

By Doug Lazy on August 23, 2010

This is Mike Sorrentino, if you don’t recognize him, you are one step ahead of the rest of us, by that I mean that you don’t watch MTV’s popular show Jersey Shore. Mike or ” The Situation,”  may look like an idiot, an idiot that is in great shape. But there is something rolling around in that head of his… he’s got 5 million dollar signs to prove it.

He will earn more than $5 million by the end of the year.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, an insider has revealed that the fictional celebrity will earn money from sources including his show salary, appearance fees and endorsement deals. If you weren’t sick yet, he’s writing a book, working on a clothing line, exercise video, and has released a rap song.  This is sooo bad I don’t even have a joke for you.

Here is a list of celebrities that haven’t hit the 5mill mark.

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