Phone Taps
By bonneville on December 28, 2021
Listen to Brooke & Jeffrey’s Phone Taps every weekday morning at 5:20am, 6:20am, 7:20am, 8:20am and 9:20am!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!
We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!
We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it
Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but we’re calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, Victorian Dolls we left displayed on every inch of it!
In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a youth baseball coach and cracking down on some outrageous language coming from the parents in the crowd!
Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when we downgrade their seats from Economy to something even lower!
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him we fell asleep in our movie and now we’re locked inside!
In your Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently called an exterminator for a cockroach infestation, but now the city has gotten involved and we’re calling to say there’s nothing we can do about it, these bugs are a protected species!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!
We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!
Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to be the first customers to try it!
In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!
Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap we’re spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about your ex that we can!
Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today we’re telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the Yoga group for only the hottest of hot!
What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We say you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”
The guy we’re Phone Tapping has a new smart watch fitness tracker and what he doesn’t know is it includes a FREE UPGRADE with a special Brooke & Jeffrey AI to motivate him!
We’re calling a guy and telling him he’s been paying rent ON-TIME for far too long. We would love if he could pay rent late so we could collect fees. Should be an easy ask right?
Every good restaurant needs a jingle, and lucky for today’s Phone Tap victim, we have the guy who created the “WHOPPER WHOPPER” jingle working on a new tune for his pizza shop!
A listener asked us to prank her brother and he sent off their grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer, and he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, we’re gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.
Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in solar panels on his house and now we’re calling from the city to tie him to a series of bird disappearances in the area…
Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment!
We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!
Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, we’re gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.
Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…
We call a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace and we’ve shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to us, NOW!
We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!
We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!”
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.
In your Phone Tap you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently matched with a doctor on a dating app, and we’re stepping in to be that flirty doctor… but, at the moment our hands might be full with an active surgery!
Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!
Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”
In today’s Phone Tap, we tell a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he’ll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but we’re on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.
In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so we’re going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!
We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building and tell him we’ve seen him SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.
Getting back in the dating game is tough, but it’s even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too.
Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable conversation in the podcast!
Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire holiday getaway.
Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so we’re going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!
What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and a Phone Tap!
We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…
Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.
Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.
One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have us Phone Tap him pretending to be his dentist!
In your Phone Tap we’re helping a guy making it to his guys trip but not before stealing him away from his wife on her birthday weekend!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”
Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…
In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a pharmacy and confronting them with an ailment they’ve probably never seen before, and they definitely never want to see again!
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!
One woman ordered a new iPad and we’re calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…
Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!
We call a wedding officiant as a nervous groom and see if he can sneak in any language that might sabotage our upcoming wedding.
In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…
“Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but we’re making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a woman whose fiancé’s bachelor party is this weekend and trying to scare her via the mundane ways he’s gonna be chilling with his boys.
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.
We’re using 80-year-old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!
Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…
In your Phone Tap, we’re catching a guy in a white lie over why he skipped his high school reunion, and we’re going to EXPOSE him for it.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!
Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch: It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to get her laptop back from IT, but we lent it to Jose instead and he has entirely compromised the search history.
In your Phone Tap we’re calling as a job reference for a woman named Jasmine, and though we want to answer all the interviewer’s questions, we’re drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his toilet!
Many online retailers have fraud protection against thieves. But what about fraud protection against bad cooks? We’re investigating today’s Phone Tap victim for crimes against cooking!
In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the more bizarre person on earth with no questions asked.
If you ever think to make a noise complaint about your neighbors, just make sure the officer responding is NOTHING like Jose… because it might go the same way as your Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is desperate to hire anyone for an open positions at her company. With that in mind we’re going to make sure she has the strangest phone interview ever!
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired an all-natural pool cleaner, but “all-natural” wasn’t describing the cleaning supplies, it’s all about what the pool cleaner’s wearing.
We’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and we’re calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and we’re letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.
What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS.
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been UP TO something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!
TV News reporter ED DANIELS is back for a brand new Phone Tap and he’s ready to go LIVE with surprising allegations at a moment’s notice! Hear his new investigative SCANDAL in the podcast!
We’re calling the wife of a man gone on a business trip to alert her of some possibly fraudulent and definitely weird charges on his credit card.
If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”
Today we’re Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.
Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend’s BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in an all new Phone Tap?
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!
We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!
What 60th birthday present do you get for the best mom ever? How about an original dubstep song from the worst DJ on planet earth.
We’re calling the mother of a pre-schooler to let her know her new pre-school has a peculiar curriculum. It’s called “The Full House Method” and it’s the brain child of Brooke Fox!
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!
Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.
Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just signed up for a therapist for the first time, and while he’s a little nervous about it we’re going to turn that feeling up to 11!
Jeffrey is Phone Tapping a grocery store manager and asking for a wine recommendation. He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him.
In your Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!
In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a day to say his son has been acting up in class and we’re not tolerating tomfoolery!
We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever tried to prank, and Jeffrey is going to try to hardest to get the guy to curse him out, no matter what it takes.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.
In today’s Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and we need a refund!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and we’re calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!
Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US!
What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!
We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 85-year old’s birthday party!
Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it!
Alexis is Phone Tapping a woman who just wanted a simple bouquet of flowers for her friend. Flower names can be hard to pronounce though… so we’re going to try to sell her some flowers that are just plain easier to say.
Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”
Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin…
Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!
In your Phone Tap, we call a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses?
If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a Phone Tap!
In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH.
Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.
Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts we’re calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS…
The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.
In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a department store and we’re looking to set him up with a return scenario he’ll definitely be uncomfortable dealing with…
We call a couple renting a place on AirBnB and tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with our stepson…
We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and we’re calling him to give him a VERY important role in the surprise and his duty involves just ONE WORD.
We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!
We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.
In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast!
In your Phone Tap we call an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair and clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!
We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…
Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, we’re calling with ONE MORE change just for her…
Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!
Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose!
In your new Phone Tap we’re trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??
A listener named Nate wants us to prank his best man, and so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs to sign a new apartment lease immediately, and so we’re gonna get in the middle of it and make sure he never gets close to what he needs!
Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and we’re a new hire who snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn we’ve put our green thumb exactly where it should never go!
It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email
What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap!
Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!
Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote…
You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and we’re calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!
In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in her first week of a new job as a pharmacy tech and we have a new phobia she’s never heard of that needs treatment STAT!
Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!
We’re calling the concierge of a hotel who said she would help us with ANYTHING we needed during our stay… and we’re going to put that offer to the test…
Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!
In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!
Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? It happened in your Phone Tap!
We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!
They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.
Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.
In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!
In your Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
What happens when the locksmith you called to get you back into your house locks himself out of his car… TWICE? A Phone Tap courtesy of Jose Bolanos!
Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now we’re calling to tell him we’ll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.
In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!
Wedding Season is just around the corner and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!
In your Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!
There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today we’re calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know we let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off!
We’re calling a woman and telling her that she has to give up her 3rd row Kevin Hart tickets because her husband just isn’t handsome enough for Netflix!
Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it!
In today’s Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about a lot of “bedroom noises” coming from their upstairs neighbor so we’re staking out the scene and documenting it all in gruesome detail!
Customer service calls are soooo dull these days. It’s time we add some sensuality to the tech support industry and we’re doing it in a brand new Phone Tap!
Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!
Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to.
Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.
In your Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?
Today we’re Phone Tapping a restaurant employee in charge while his boss is out and we want to make the most uncomfortable, and cringe-inducing announcement with their help!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.
The guy in today’s Second Date said he used one perfect GIF to instantly stand out and it got him a date with a woman WAY out of his league… He’s gonna share his secrets in the podcast!
Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pet store and while some weird customers have been coming in recently, she’s getting the weirdest one yet when Jose calls with some in-depth questions about her toads…
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead!
In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!
We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a finalist for appearing on Love Island but before that, we’ve got him a spot on DAD BOD ISLAND.
A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.
We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.
Today we’re calling a restaurant employee running the store while his manager is out for the day and we have a customer complaint that we GUARANTEE he’s never ever heard before.
Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?
It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today we’re Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!
One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her property manager about a neighbor’s barking dog, so today we’re confronting her as the OWNER of the dog, and we’re NOT HAPPY…
We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already we’re gonna see if we can BULLY the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.
Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.
The woman we’re Phone Tapping has been fed up with new corporate policies for a while now and today we’re calling to install even more ridiculous rules and regulations about TURTLENECKS of all things…
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is normally very level-headed so we’re gonna push him to the limit when we tell him we’ve DETAINED his grandmother!
Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker.
Today’s Phone Tap victim backed out of chaperoning a school field trip at the last minute, so were calling and having Jose let her know all the ways that adventure went wrong in the worst ways!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night and she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue.
If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it!
Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right?
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy who’s out of town for a week and let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters and we turned his place into a SMASH ZONE!
Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been planning a huge corporate party for weeks and with just days to go, we’re calling to tell her with balloons in the news, it’s now ILLEGAL for her to have any at her party.
One woman thinks she’s jumping back into the dating pool but we have “Timid Benjamin” waiting for her and his flair for romance is… concerning.
We’re Phone Tapping a woman whose apartment is undergoing major renovations, so it might be tougher to IN & OUT of her apartment. Not to worry though, Jose has some practical solutions for her!
Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today we’re telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the Yoga group for only the hottest of hot!
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is calling from a moving company and while he’s tried to deliver this couch twice before, his proximity ankle bracelet is making it extra tough this morning…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently matched with a doctor on a dating app, and we’re stepping in to be that flirty doctor… but, at the moment our hands might be full with an active surgery!
What if a complete stranger called you up to hold you accountable for your New Year’s Resolutions? It’s happening in today’s Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so we’re going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!
The only thing worse than a difficult customer service call is THREE difficult customer service calls and that’s what Jose is supplying when he pulls out a whole host of characters in your Phone Tap!
We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.
Today’s Phone Tap Victim left a complaint with a department store and today we’re not just calling her back with one customer service rep, but two! That should be helpful, right?
Jeffrey’s calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!
In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!
In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!
In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!
In your Phone Tap we’re trying to convince a guy that his cable rep is an old classmate of his, and we’re ready to offer discounts in exchange for hanging out with us!
Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.
In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a pharmacy and confronting them with an ailment they’ve probably never seen before, and they definitely never want to see again!
What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US!
Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.
We call a couple renting a place on AirBnB and tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with our stepson…
Alexis is calling from a salon to ask one patron to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe… It’s just not what they’re looking for.
We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!
In your new Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!
In today’s Phone Tap: the guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.
Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.
We’re calling a woman who’s at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!
We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!
Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…
Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.
As a show we’re great at keeping secrets. That’s why when we Phone Tap a guy who recently rented a party bus for his bachelor party, we’re totally prepared to hide all those crimes he doesn’t remember committing.
In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who recently got in trouble at school for fighting. It’s not all bad news, because Clover is calling her and inviting her little pugilist to an Elementary School Fight Club!
In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who recently got in trouble at school for fighting. It’s not all bad news, because Clover is calling her and inviting her little pugilist to an Elementary School Fight Club!
In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea she’s about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, and his name is thee Mr. Corn.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, we Phone Tapped her with all the tantalizing details!
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off!
Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it!
We’re calling the mother of a preschooler to let her know her new pre-school has a peculiar curriculum. It’s called “The Full House Method” and it’s the brainchild of Brooke Fox!
It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email
Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen but good news: We found it! Bad news, someone’s living in it and possession is 9/10ths of the law! Sorry about that…
In your brand new Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place.
In today’s Phone Tap, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up. We’ve heard he’s a big fan of aquatic animals so we’re gonna put him to work as an Honorary Aquarium Helper for the day!
Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer’s day as miserable as they possibly can!
We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.
If you had one shot, one opportunity, to call your boss while she’s on vacation and ask for a raise… would you take it? Or let it slip?
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.
We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!
In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an accomplice to his streaking endeavor!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up to be an organ donor. So we’re calling to get some intimate medical details from him… keyword: intimate.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.
In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!
Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and collect on a decades-old debt.
In today’s Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.
Alexis is Phone Tapping a woman who just wanted a simple bouquet of flowers for her friend. Flower names can be hard to pronounce though… so we’re going to try to sell her some flowers that are just plain easier to say.
A guy named Rex decided to set up his buddy for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!
What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject of our brand new Human Verification System
In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!
We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options.
Jose wanted to prove he could compete on that show “Naked & Afraid” but his confidence quickly ran out, and his hunger took over. So now he’s pranking a restaurant to see if they’ll bring him something, anything to eat!
We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set his mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.
In today’s Phone Tap Brooke is posing as HR to tell a guy that his new office manager is his ex from 6 months ago. It’s about to be real uncomfortable around the office!
Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.
Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.
We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy with an empty lot next to his house and tell him that the Home Owner’s Association has some weird, elderly and arguably ILLEGAL ideas for what to do with this adjoining land.
In today’s Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.
One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night and she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue.
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is calling from a moving company and while he’s tried to deliver this couch twice before, his proximity ankle bracelet is making it extra tough this morning…
We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it…
In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog mom about her pup’s recent behavior and our bark is just as bad as our bite!
Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”
In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!
We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!
One of our listeners wanted us to prank one of her coworkers who drives a big gas guzzling SUV. So in today’s Phone Tap we’re asking “Why do you hate the planet so much?”
Jose is calling a Hotel Front Desk in today’s Phone Tap. He needs to make a slight change to his reservation and the new guy on the phone is eager to help, even though he probably shouldn’t be.
We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’
We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime!
Job interviews can be so stressful, and they’re especially nerve-wracking when you can’t answer a SINGLE question the interviewer has for you. That’s Jeffrey’s dilemma in today’s Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…
Jose is tagging in for one of our listeners and introducing himself to a Bumble match with the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot.
We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!
In today’s Phone Tap, we see an appearance from “Timid Benjamin,” whose insecurity is only matched by his total lack of self-confidence.
Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.
In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey is helping a guy buy a used car, but not until he fully investigates every square inch of each and every vehicle on the lot!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting on a package for weeks, and we think we’ve figured out her issue: her delivery service has gone 100% Pigeon.
