Phone Taps

By bonneville on December 28, 2021

Listen to Brooke & Jeffrey’s Phone Taps every weekday morning at 5:20am, 6:20am, 7:20am, 8:20am and 9:20am!

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We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.

 

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to call your boss while she’s on vacation and ask for a raise… would you take it? Or let it slip?

 

Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.

 

We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!

 

In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an accomplice to his streaking endeavor!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up to be an organ donor. So we’re calling to get some intimate medical details from him… keyword: intimate.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

 

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!

 

Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and collect on a decades-old debt.

 

In today’s Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.

 

Alexis is Phone Tapping a woman who just wanted a simple bouquet of flowers for her friend. Flower names can be hard to pronounce though… so we’re going to try to sell her some flowers that are just plain easier to say.

 

A guy named Rex decided to set up his buddy for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!

 

What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject of our brand new Human Verification System

 

In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!

 

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options.

 

Jose wanted to prove he could compete on that show “Naked & Afraid” but his confidence quickly ran out, and his hunger took over. So now he’s pranking a restaurant to see if they’ll bring him something, anything to eat!

 

We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set his mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.

 

In today’s Phone Tap Brooke is posing as HR to tell a guy that his new office manager is his ex from 6 months ago. It’s about to be real uncomfortable around the office!

  

Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.

 

Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.

 

We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy with an empty lot next to his house and tell him that the Home Owner’s Association has some weird, elderly and arguably ILLEGAL ideas for what to do with this adjoining land.

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.

 

One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.

 

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night and she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue.

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is calling from a moving company and while he’s tried to deliver this couch twice before, his proximity ankle bracelet is making it extra tough this morning…

 

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it…

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog mom about her pup’s recent behavior and our bark is just as bad as our bite!

 

Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”

 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!

 

We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!

 

One of our listeners wanted us to prank one of her coworkers who drives a big gas guzzling SUV. So in today’s Phone Tap we’re asking “Why do you hate the planet so much?”

 

Jose is calling a Hotel Front Desk in today’s Phone Tap. He needs to make a slight change to his reservation and the new guy on the phone is eager to help, even though he probably shouldn’t be.

 

We’re helping a woman update her billing information with our all-new “DTF” Artificial Intelligence system named ‘FRED!’

 

We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime!

 

Job interviews can be so stressful, and they’re especially nerve-wracking when you can’t answer a SINGLE question the interviewer has for you. That’s Jeffrey’s dilemma in today’s Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…

 

Jose is tagging in for one of our listeners and introducing himself to a Bumble match with the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot.

 

We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we see an appearance from “Timid Benjamin,” whose insecurity is only matched by his total lack of self-confidence.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.

 

In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey is helping a guy buy a used car, but not until he fully investigates every square inch of each and every vehicle on the lot!

 
We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting on a package for weeks, and we think we’ve figured out her issue: her delivery service has gone 100% Pigeon.

 

Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and we’re calling them to let them know about our grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”

 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work?

 

Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!

 

Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?
 

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center…

 

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who is days away from starting a new job, and she’s going to get a rude awakening from her new manager, “Robert the Horrible.”

 

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!

 

In your Phone Tap: a listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is suspicious of her boyfriend and so we’re going to play with her worst fear: he was cheating on her at a motel under the fake name “Tony Da Tigre.”

 

We’re in the need of some fitness motivation and we’re gonna see if we can get a woman, who is at work in a busy office, to give us that special boost we need to work out!

 

We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!”

 

Brooke is calling a woman and giving her a Psychic Reading in today’s Phone Tap. But instead of tea leaves, or tarot cards, she has a very unique source of her powers…

 

In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be a landlord and we’re offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete our scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…

 

Putting your old RV up for sale on the internet is the perfect trap for weirdos, creeps, and especially us! We’re taking over the RV for nefarious reasons in today’s Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!”

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is up for the biggest job interview of his life, but instead of actual qualifications he’s going to be judged on only one thing: his knowledge of the show “Friends.”

 

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.

 

Would you help a coworker you’ve never met if they were worried about losing their job? What if it involved doing something illegal?

 

We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened… introducing Jose’s most unique character yet, “Loco Larry.”

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman to tell her that she’s being moved to a new area of the office, but it’s not because of her quality of work. It’s because of something completely ridiculous, and her whole office is on board with it!

 

We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!

 

If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it, in a Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”

 

Today’s Phone Tap Victim left a complaint with a department store and today we’re not just calling her back with one customer service rep, but two! That should be helpful, right?

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what we have to say about it…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their bike stolen, and we thought we would do our best to help. That’s why Murder Mystery Podcast host Jose is going starting his investigation right away!

 

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!

 

We call a sporting goods store to report an issue with some “ill-fitting equipment,” if you know what we mean.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a psychic to come to her company’s holiday party, but this year she’s getting “Psychic Pam” aka our very own Brooke Fox… and she has some troubling visions…

 

We call a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that we lost his precious dog Bruno!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with video games, and we’re using that against him by telling him he’s banned from our servers for being just plain bad.

 

In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman and telling her she can’t bring her lunch into the office anymore because the company owns the vending machines and she’s costing us money!

 

Rolando is back for another Phone Tap today! In this call, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!

 

In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things… like Bridgerton!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just rented a new apartment without ever seeing it in person. So, we’re calling as their Apartment Manager and letting him know that someone has already moved in, and their choice of work is… provocative…

 

In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!

 

Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!

 

In your Phone Tap, we’re uninviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once he figures out what that really means… he might want to move out instead.

 

In your Phone Tap, we’re suing a department store manager for his horrible taste in music playlists. You think you can put your employees and customers through that musical torture? Not on our watch!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim brought in his Tesla for some routine repairs, but rather than fix his car, we’re going to offer him a new rescue car instead!

 

In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a young stud whose been using the free Wi-Fi at the local coffee shop… and Brooke loves those bad boys…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!

 

We feel for today’s Phone Tap victim because he’s been bothered by needy customers complaining about the Zoo he works at and today he’s getting a complaint we guarantee he’s never heard in his entire life!

 

Smooth talking lothario “Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.

 

Jeffrey’s calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, we’re telling her we just moved into her old place and have her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.

 

We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… we’re posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. We’re posing as her substitute, but teaching isn’t our strong suit… Hypnosis is. And kids love hypnotists, right?

 

It can be awkward when you don’t remember someone but they 100% know everything about you… it gets even more awkward when that stranger invites you to be the best man at their wedding!

 

We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests…

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!

 

It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.

 

We call a wedding officiant as a nervous groom and see if he can sneak in any language that might sabotage our upcoming wedding.

 

Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.

 

Jose is calling a pizza shop and trying to drum up some false sympathy in order to boost sales, and the manager is NOT having any of it!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to get her laptop back from IT, but we lent it to Jose instead and he has entirely compromised the search history.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!

 

Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!

 

Not everyone is meant to be a Phone Tap victim and that’s especially true today. Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was furious with us might be an understatement…

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”

 

Alexis is back for another new Phone Tap! Today she’s calling from a salon to ask one patron, to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe? It’s just not what they’re looking for.

 

Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is calling to set-up a surprise party for himself, in the bashful way that only he can!

 

If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her luggage almost two weeks ago and today we get to call and tell her we found* it! (*In another country)

 

Welcome to Finley’s Pharmacy! He hails from the Scottish Isles, and he’s hoping to help out… if you can understand him…

 

We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 85-year old’s birthday party!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon, and we’re posing as his new supervisor. We’re ready to be the COOL BOSS, the person in the office who is certain she’s the funniest person in the building.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.

 

We’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of.

 

Jeffrey is Phone Tapping a grocery store manager and asking for a wine recommendation. He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him.

 

You’re either one of two types of people when you see a rat in your house. One type calls the exterminator, and the other… calls us to set up a Phone Tap!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Piggy Back Rides

 

In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.

 

Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.

  

Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.

 

If there’s one lesson to take from today’s Phone Tap it’s this: beware of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…

 

We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!

 

In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a gym rat and haranguing her for “eyeing” all the hunks at the gym. She’s making people uncomfortable and it’s time everyone leaves the beefcakes alone!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever tried to prank, and Jeffrey is going to try to hardest to get the guy to curse him out, no matter what it takes.

 

The guy we’re Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.

 

We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

 

Tax season can be complicated so that’s why we’ve sent Alexis to help a guy file his taxes professionally for the first time ever. What could go wrong?

 

Plenty of times we get requests from people who want to Phone Tap their co-workers and today one guy is getting initiated into his new job with his very own personal nickname courtesy of Young Jeffrey!

 

Everyone better be on high-alert for today’s Phone Tap because there’s a rogue celeb on the loose and Jeffrey’s Security Team has him in their sights.

 

In today’s Phone Tap: the guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.

 

Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…

 

Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your Phone Tap we’re drawing territory lines in the refreshment game.

Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to put together his bed while he was at work, but he never specified “IN” his house. Everyone should have an outdoor bed though, right?

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim donated a lot of money to her kid’s school fundraiser, but what does that money actually go to? FELONS. At least that’s what we’re gonna tell her…

 

We’re calling a woman who’s at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a huge big-time conspiracy theorist. Get your tinfoil hat ready for your Phone Tap!

 

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection plate!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now we’re calling to tell him we’ll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.

 

Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, he’s stepped in at the last second and he made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor, so we’re going to call him and introduce ourselves! And we’ve got a whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim hired an all-natural pool cleaner, but “all-natural” wasn’t describing the cleaning supplies, it’s all about what the pool cleaner’s wearing.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!

 

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one…

 

Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…

 

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

 

We’re calling the mother of a pre-schooler to let her know her new pre-school has a peculiar curriculum. It’s called “The Full House Method” and it’s the brain child of Brooke Fox!

 

The woman we’re pranking in today’s Phone Tap just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, we Phone Tapped her with all the tantalizing details!

 

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up to 11!

 

In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a guy who just got rid of a raccoon infestation. But Brooke works for the city and she’s going to clamp down on him for his illegal eviction!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!

 

In today’s new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand some eccentric items to help him close the deal…

 

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

 

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

 

In your brand new Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place.

 

Normally if you get a phone call from your bank, they want you to sign up for something. But in today’s Phone Tap the bank is calling one guy and accusing him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy.

 

In your Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory!

 

It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email.

 

The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.

 

Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen but good news: We found it! Bad news, someone’s living in it and possession is 9/10ths of the law! Sorry about that…

 

We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!

 

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.