Phone Taps

By bonneville on January 4, 2021

Listen to Brooke & Jeffrey’s Phone Tap weekday mornings at 7:20am! Submit a phone tap or second date HERE. 

3/19/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.

 

3/19/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!

 

3/18/21 – In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who just ordered a new laptop and its been weeks and he still has nothing to show for it. The delivery company hasn’t been helpful, and we’re not gonna make his day any easier either!

 

3/18/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!

 

3/17/21 – In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling from jail and is desperate for the one guy who picks up the phone to not hang up on Jose’s ONE phone call. How far will one man go for an alleged felon that he doesn’t know?

3/17/21 –  Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up to 11!

 

3/16/21 – In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who lives at home with his folks. Even though they love him, they want him to get out of the house and get a job an we have just the phone tap to help with that!

3/16/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a huge big-time conspiracy theorist. Get your tinfoil hat ready for a brand new Phone Tap!

 

3/15/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke masquerades as corporate HR and calls a guy to tell him due to budget cuts, his office experience is about to get a LOT more uncomfortable.

 

3/15/21 – Jeffrey is Phone Tapping a grocery store manager and asking for a wine recommendation. He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him.

 

3/12/21 – In your Phone Tap: Jose calls a woman who’s selling appliances herself online. He’s ready to negotiate and his “best offer” is no where close to what she had in mind.

 

3/12/21 – In your brand new Phone Tap: Brooke calls a guy who just got rid of a raccoon infestation. But Brooke works for the city and she’s going to clamp down on him for his illegal eviction!

3/11/21 – Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, Jose stepped in at the last second and he made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life.

 

3/11/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, we call a guy who has been having trouble sleeping at night, so we call him with results from the sleep study that he just participated in. And he’s got a raging case of “Triple S…”

 

3/10/21 – Multitasking is usually a good thing. But when you’re trying to make just a quick call, and it sounds like your banker is making a 4 course meal on the other line… it’s not. Hear what we mean in your brand new Phone Tap!

 

3/10/21 – In your Phone Tap from Brooke, she calls someone who thinks she’s accepting the job of a lifetime, but before her first day could begin her manager got fired and now Brooke is taking over. Okurrr?

3/9/21 – Plenty of times we get requests from people who want to Phone Tap their Co-workers and today one guy is getting initiated into his new job with his very own personal nickname courtesy of Young Jeffrey! 

3/9/21 -In today’s brand new Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one…

3/8/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago. 

 

3/8/21 – We feel for today’s Phone Tap victim because he’s been bothered by needy customers complaining about the Zoo he works at and today he’s getting a complaint we guarantee he’s never heard in his entire life!

 

3/5/21 – Jose is pranking a hiring manager during a phone interview and he’s going to be visited by some unwanted guests that quickly take the call off the rails!

 

3/5/21. – In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who hired a decluttering service to clean up his place. They came to clean while he was out of town and they might have gone over and above in what they chose to throw out…

 

3/4/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… we’re posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…

 

3/4/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as an insurance rep to call a woman who recently got into a tiny accident. She needs insurance to fix her car but Jose needs her to become the woman of his dreams.

 

3/3/21 – As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

 

3/3/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a real estate agent to try and find a new place. Not so much a place… as a lair. Superheroes needs real estate help too!

 

3/2/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim was recommended a husband and wife couples counseling team to help with her relationship and she got way more than she bargained for when both Jeff AND Brooke teamed up on this Phone Tap!

3/2/21 – It can be awkward when you don’t remember someone but they 100% know everything about you… it gets even more awkward when that stranger invites you to be the best man at their wedding!

 

3/1/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever tried to prank, and Jeffrey is going to try to hardest to get the guy to curse him out, no matter what it takes. 

 

3/1/21 – Jose is putting on his reporter hat today and ambushing a coffee shop owner about some nefarious rumors about his beans! Scandal! 

 

2/26/21 – In today’s brand new Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

2/26/21 – In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls the mother of a young artist. And while most kid’s art leaves a lot to be desired, Brooke thinks this kid is the next PICASSO. But does the mom believe her?

 

2/25/21 – Today’s Phone Tap is a little different. Jose and Brooke teamed up for a dual Phone Tap and worked together to prank an unsuspecting coffee shop patron…

 

2/25/21 – We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests…

 

 

2/24/21 – In your new Phone Tap, one man just wants to fill his prescription over the phone, but Brooke has a different remedy for his ailments: Ads, Ads, and more Ads.

2/24/21 – “CLOVER” is back for another Phone Tap today. He’s an ex-special forces member and he’s calling a flower shop to let them know he just opened his own flower store down the street and they better watch their “six”

2/23/21 – We’re catching a cheater in today’s Phone Tap! One of our listeners suspects her husband of stepping out on her and she has the Amazon receipts to prove it!

 

2/23/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead.

 

2/22/21 – Smooth talking lothario “Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.

 

2/22/21 – In your new Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!

2/19/21 – In today’s brand new Phone Tap, we got Jose to pretend to be a new hire of an accounting firm who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database. Safe to say they were not happy!

 

2/19/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman whose distant relative just passed away. He left her something in his will, but only if she admits to some nefarious behavior from her past…

 

2/18/21 – Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

 

2/18/21 – Rolando is back for another Phone Tap today! In this call, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…

 

2/17/21 – Normally if you get a phone call from your bank, they want you to sign up for something. But in today’s Phone Tap the bank is calling one guy and accusing him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy.

 

2/17/21 – Not everyone is meant to be a Phone Tap victim and that’s especially true today. Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was furious with us might be an understatement…

 

2/16/21 – In your brand new Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory!

 

2/16/21 – In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is in desperate need for a plumber, and while he’s out of the house his biggest nightmare scenario is coming true… and it’s all because of Jose.

 

2/12/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. One of our listeners stole a picture off their coworker’s desk and then set them up for a Phone Tap all in the same day.

 

2/12/21 – In your Phone Tap, Jose calls from the Parks Department and lets today’s Phone Tap Victim know taking sand from the beach is a CRIME! Don’t talk back to the Sand Sheriff!

 

2/11/21 –  Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!

 

2/11/21 – Jose and Jeffrey are teaming up for another new DUAL Phone Tap today. Jeff has a very important phone interview today and older brother Jose just can’t get the hint.

 

2/10/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent donator of clothing and Brooke is gonna call her up and let her know that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill. Do better people!

 

2/10/21 – Today we’re phone tapping a woman just days before her wedding and introducing ourselves as her brand new replacement Wedding Coordinator! And we have some ideas that she’s gonna hate…

 

2/9/21 – Today Jose was challenged by one of our listeners to Phone Tap his girlfriend using only one piece of information: she doesn’t like vanilla ice cream. And out of that, the Eastside Creamy Boyz were born. Hear it below!

 

2/8/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen but good news: We found it! Bad news, someone’s living in it and possession is 9/10ths of the law! Sorry about that…

 

2/8/21 – You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in a brand new Phone Tap!

 

2/5/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”

 

2/5/21 – How important is numerology in your life? If you’re today’s Phone Tap victim, one number is a big deal: 11. We’re his new life coaches and it’s time he took The Magic of 11 seriously.

 

2/4/21 – You’re either one of two types of people when you see a rat in your house. One type calls the exterminator, and the other… calls us to set up a Phone Tap!

 

2/4/21 – Bitcoin, Dogecoin… Quavo Coins? Cryptocurrencies are becoming more and more popular and today’s Phone Tap victim is going to learn about our coin we just made up in the Migos Money family.

 

 

2/3/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her luggage almost two weeks ago and today we get to call and tell her we found* it! (*In another country)

 

2/3/21 – Putting your old RV up for sale on the internet is the perfect trap for weirdos, creeps, and especially us! We’re taking over the RV for nefarious reasons in today’s Phone Tap! 

2/2/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with video games, and we’re using that against him by telling him he’s banned from our servers for being just plain bad.

 

2/2/21 – Jose is posing as a pest control worker in today’s Phone Tap! And if you know Jose you know he’s the last person you want removing creepy crawlies from your home.

 

2/1/21 – Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.

 

2/1/21 – Brooke’s Phone Tapping a guy who offered up a ride in his classic car for a PTA auction but the hard lesson he’s gonna learn today is you ALWAYS read the fine print…

 

1/29/21 – You never know what could happen to your pizza during delivery, that’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Pizza Insurance!

 

1/29/21 – In today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy who has been falling asleep at work, and now his coworkers have decided to get even with him by revealing all the juicy secrets he’s been “sleep talking” about!

1/28/21 – This was Jose’s first ever Phone Tap as “Finley”! He hails from the Scottish Isles, and he’s hoping to help out… if you can understand him… 

1/28/21 – It’s never too early so sell your kid’s soul to become an influencer on the internet.

1/27/21 – In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a young stud whose been using the free Wi-Fi at the local coffee shop… and Brooke loves those bad boys…

1/27/21 – Jose is calling a Hotel Front Desk in today’s brand new Phone Tap. He needs to make a slight change to his reservation and the new guy on the phone is eager to help, even though he probably shouldn’t be.

1/26/21 – In today’s brand new Phone Tap, we call a guy with an empty lot next to his house and tell him that the Home Owner’s Association has some weird, elderly and arguably ILLEGAL ideas for what to do with this adjoining land.

1/26/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a mother to tell her that her son got in trouble at school and now they’re going to collaborate how on to punish him. His idea? Janitor Fights.

1/25/21 – In your new Phone Tap: we’re calling someone who is desperate for her landlord to fix her measly toilet paper holder, and we’re kicking her out for a lengthy renovation!

 

1/25/21 – If you’re getting a family heirloom appraised the last person you want doing it is Jose. He got his hands on a Babe Ruth signed baseball and there might have been a little accident…

1/22/21 – In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re uninviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!

1/21/21 – Time for a brand new Phone Tap! Today’s victim got called out by her coworkers for her “Zoom Etiquette” while working from home and we’re here to lay down the law now.

1/20/21 – In today’s new Phone Tap we’re onboarding a new employee to the office. Hope he’s ready for some team-building activities, and by team-building we mean Inter-Office Kissing Train!

1/19/21 – In your Phone Tap, we’re suing a department store manager for his horrible taste in music playlists. You think you can put your employees and customers through that musical torture? Not on our watch!


 

1/19/21 – Time for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we call a woman who believes she’s a PERFECT neighbor. But now that we’ve moved to the area, we’re ready to start some beef!

 

1/15/21 – Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had an accident with a tree while skiing… His friends know he’s embarrassed about it so they set him up with a Phone Tap where we’re sticking him with the bill to fix the tree!

1/15/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a woman to let her know the alterations on her dress are taking a little longer than anticipated and also he put a hole in the dress. Nothing a little denim patchwork can’t fix!

 

1/14/21 – In today’s new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog mom about her pup’s recent behavior and our bark is just as bad as our bite! 

 

1/14/21 – In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them!

 

1/13/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who recently negotiated a reduced rent structure with her landlord. Luckily, they agreed! But now with less rent, it’s time for less apartment. It’s only fair!

 

1/13/21 – Every one deserves a sandwich made by a true ARTIST at least once in their life. Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants some lunch but he’s getting a brilliant sandwich from Jose’s character “Rolando.”

1/12/21 – In today’s new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!

 

1/11/21 – In today’s new Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who forgot to return a DVD to a Redbox and now those fines are catching up to him in a BIG way. It’s downright criminal… 

1/11/21 – In today’s Brand New Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater.

 

1/8/21 – In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who just ordered a new laptop and its been weeks and he still has nothing to show for it. The delivery company hasn’t been helpful, and we’re not gonna make his day any easier either!

 

1/8/21 – Now that vaccines are rolling out, Brooke is calling an office manager who just wants some answers for his employees about when they’ll get it. Spoiler alert: She’s not very helpful.


 

1/7/21 – One of our listeners wanted us to prank one of her coworkers who drives a big gas guzzling SUV. So in today’s Phone Tap we’re asking “Why do you hate the planet so much?” 

1/7/21 – In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman whose friends told us she uses “Siri” on her iPhone way too much, so we’re putting a limit on her Siri usage. We’re Apple and we can do that!

1/6/21 – If there’s one lesson to take from today’s Phone Tap it’s this: beware of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…

1/6/21 – In today’s new Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!

1/5/21 – Job interviews can be so stressful, and they’re especially nerve-wracking when you can’t answer a SINGLE question the interviewer has for you. That’s Jeffrey’s dilemma in today’s brand new Phone Tap!

1/5/21 – In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling from jail and is desperate for the one guy who picks up the phone to not hang up on Jose’s ONE phone call. How far will one man go for an alleged felon that he doesn’t know?

1/4/21 – Jose calls a guy who booked a company to install Christmas lights around his house. Long story short things did NOT go well and he’s on the hook for thousands of dollars in damages.

1/4/21 – Brooke calls a guy who ate at a restaurant last night, and there’s a good chance his food accidentally contained someone else’s ENGAGEMENT RING!