Jessica, ohh Jessica

By Doug Lazy on August 17, 2010

First of all, I am holding way back on this one, because I already have fifty jokes ready, but I will let you come up with your own. Jessica Simpson wishes that she could take some of her chest and put it towards her butt. Ladies listen up, you too Miss Simpson… do you need a self-confidence super hero? Someone to tell you that you genuinely look great the way you are. If I had a Gold Card and could fly I would go around the world spreading the word that you all look amazing. Being an individual is what it’s all about. Its getting way too sappy in here… check out the full story here.           -Super Brian

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