Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

By bonneville on December 28, 2021

Listen to Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week every Friday at 8:10am!

 

‘The Bachelor’ pioneered reality dating shows and after 20 years it deserves its own song! Instead of Mike Posner’s “Please Don’t Go,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Take My Rose!”

 

Watch out, Gen Z! There’s another generation coming up behind you, but not before Young Jeffrey can dedicate a song to you! Instead of Aladdin’s “Friend Like Me,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Gen Like Z.”

 

2022 was a wild year, but we can’t fully say goodbye to it without a recap Song of the Week! Instead of Meghan Trainor’s “Made You Look,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Year Had Me Shook!”

 

If you’ve seen one Hallmark Christmas Movie, you’ve seen them all… Instead of Dua Lipa and Elton John’s “Cold Heart,” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “Christmas Tart!”

 

Sometimes a present exchange just doesn’t work out and makes everyone uncomfortable… Instead of WHAM!’s “Last Christmas,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Last Grinch-mas.”

 

There’s something special about going out and cutting down your very own Christmas Tree. Instead of Lizzo’s “Good As Hell” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Woodsy Smell.”

 

The biggest meal of the year is right around the corner! Instead of Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Pour Some Gravy On Me!”

 

The Airport SUCKS these days… Don’t worry though, Young Jeffrey has the perfect song for your Travel Playlist! Instead of Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Old Town Road,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Airplane Mode!”

 

This might be the spiciest song Jeffrey has ever sang about Harry Potter! Instead of Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Knew You Were Muggle.”

 

Even if you’re not big on Halloween, of course Young Jeffrey is still gonna write a song for you! Instead of The Weeknd’s “Save Your Tears,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Face Your Fears!”

 

There’s always one house on the block that goes ALL OUT decorating for Halloween. Instead of Yung Gravy’s “Betty,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Better Get Bloody!”

 

We hear they’re big fans of our show and we’re even bigger fans of them! This one goes out to all the sanitation engineers and garbage collectors. Instead of Doja Cat’s “Get Into It (Yuh),” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Get Rid Of It Yuck!”

 

There almost wasn’t a song this week… until there was! Get your Halloween costumes early or you’ll be left out! Instead of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Scary Face!”

 

Ugly Pumpkins deserve love too! If you’re headed out to the pumpkin patch this weekend, this song will change your whole perspective on what a beautiful pumpkin really is. Instead of Benee’s “SupaLonely,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Supa Orangey!”

 

Everybody loves to praise Batman, but what about ROBIN? Doesn’t he deserve some love, too? Instead of Sublime’s “Doin’ Time,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Fighting’ Crime!”

 

Football is back and you know what that means: Time for tailgate parties! Instead of Garth Brooks’ “Friends in Low Places,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Fans With Beer Cases!”

 

For better or for worse, the school cafeteria was the place to be! With school starting up again, instead of Nicky Youre’s “Sunroof,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Lunch Room!”

 

Can you believe the dating app Tinder is 10 years old already? This one goes out to the app that changed how we swipe forever. Instead of Bruno Mars’ “That’s What I Like,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “That’s How I Swipe!”

 

If the Bees disappear then so will SO many of our favorite things! Instead of Twenty One Pilots’ “Stressed Out,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Buzzed Out!”

 

If we complain enough, I’m sure we can bring back all our discontinued favorites from the past! Choco Tacos, GameBoy Colors, ZIMA!! Instead of “Be Prepared” from the Lion King, it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Be-Reshared!”

 

For radio week Young Jeffrey is shouting out the not so glamorous side of the radio industry. He’s got a face for radio but a voice for the airwaves! Instead of Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Not About That Face.”

 

If you’ve complained about the heatwave at all this summer, then this song is for you! Instead of The Sound of Music’s “My Favorite Things,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “These Climatey Things.”

 

Shark week is coming up! So, we’ve got your newest banger from a Shark’s perspective. Instead of Post Malone’s “I Like You,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’ll Bite You.”

 

Every new tv show or podcast is about the same thing: True Crime. Now Young Jeffrey is joining them! Instead of Lizzo’s “About Damn Time,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “All About True Crime!”

 

Free Slurpee Day is on Monday! Young Jeffrey has a song just for that delicious treat we all know and love from 7-11. Instead of Harry Styles’ “As It Was,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Frozen Tongues!”

 

Wedding season is here, and Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week goes out to one of the most forgotten pieces of wedding season: GROOMS! Instead of Gotye’s “Somebody I Used To Know,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Some Dummy In A Tuxedo.”

 

Everything is getting more expensive by the second! We may not be able to spell inflation but we know we don’t like it. Instead of Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Running Up That Bill!”

 

For everything that makes our dads so unique, this song goes out to them! Instead of Ed Sheeran’s “Bad Habits,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “DAD STATUS.”

 

Teachers, you deserve a break after this past year! Instead of Maroon 5’s “Sugar,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Summer!”

 

If you don’t see one of these types of people at a wedding, then you’re probably one of them! Instead of Maroon 5’s “She Will Be Loved,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “They Will Be Shoved!”

 

Live it up Class of 2022! After this it’s a whole lot of back pain… Instead of Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life),” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Goodbye To The Prime Of Your Life!”

 

If you’re biking around town, you need a song to celebrate it! Instead of OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Dodging Cars!”

If you’ve ever wanted to perform as a magician, then this is all the inspiration you need. Instead of Dove Cameron’s “Boyfriend,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Can Make Your Mind Bend.”

 

Moms, for all you do, this song is for you! #HappyMothersDay. Instead of Gayle’s “acbdefu,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “L-O-V-E Y-O-U!”

 

This one goes out to all the Hairstylists for #NationalHairstylistAppreciationDay! Instead of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Need Bangs!”

 

Prom Night is one of the biggest nights in a young person’s life, and Young Jeffrey is singing about all the ups and downs of this special occasion. Instead of Latto’s “Big Energy,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Big Limousine.”

 

All this Easter candy isn’t gonna help our waistlines right before swimsuit season… Instead of Jessie J’s “Price Tag” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Blame It On The Bunny!”

 

If you’re overworked or just plain OVER work, this one’s for you. Instead of Miley Cyrus’ “I Came In Like A Wrecking Ball,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Need A Flippin’ Sabbatical!”

 

It’s all anyone can talk about this week. THE SLAP. Instead of Flo-Rida’s “Welcome To My House,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’mma Slap Yo Mouth.”

 

Happy 60th Birthday, Taco Bell! Instead of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from “Encanto,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Need A Taco Bell Nacho.”

 

Hey, Kanye! Leave Kim and Pete alone! Instead of Glass Animals’ “Heat Waves,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Skete Dave.”

 

Is this the first normal St. Patrick’s Day in what feels like forever? Instead of Justin Bieber’s “What Do You Mean,” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “My Beer Is Green!”

 

We stand with the people of Ukraine. Instead of Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Blue & Yellow.”

 

This weekend is #NationalTellAFairyTaleDay so its time we put a modern spin on some “olde” classics! Instead of Liam Payne’s “Strip That Down For Me,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tip That Crown For Me.”

 

#NationalLoveYourPetDay is this Sunday! So, this song is for all those fuzzy little creatures to release their inner beast. Instead of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre’s “Nothin’ But A G Thang,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Nothin’ But A Flea Thang.”

 

Single on Valentine’s Day? Nothing wrong with that at all. Instead of Dan & Shay’s “10,000 Hours,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Send Myself Flowers!”

 

BREAKFAST: The Meal of Champions. Instead of Lil Nas X’s “Montero (Call Me By Your Name),” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “All the Hollandaise.”

 

COVID protocols keep changing every minute. Does anyone know what’s actually going on? Instead of Kid Laroi and Justin Bieber’s “Stay,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “It’s Kinda Gray!”

 

Prep your wallet and your waistline; it’s Girl Scout Cookie season! Instead of Olivia Rodrigo’s “Good 4 U,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Pigtail Crew!”

 

If you’re out on the job site, regardless of the weather, this song is for you! Instead of Maroon 5’s “Moves like Jagger,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tools & Ladder.”

 

99 years and still gone too soon; this song is for Betty White. Instead of Lil Nas X and Jack Harlow’s “Industry Baby,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Brilliantly Betty!”

 

Santa gets all the credit, while the Elves do all the work. Instead of Niall Horan’s “Slow Hands,” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “Small Hands!”

 

What would it like to be along for the ride on Santa’s sleigh for just one Christmas? Instead of Doja Cat’s “Say So,” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “How Does Your Sleigh Go?”

 

It’s time those old Christmas Carols got an update. Enjoy Young Jeffrey’s Modern Christmas Carol Remix!

 

It’s not just the Holiday Season… it’s EATING SEASON. So, get your utensils ready and your feasting sweatpants on! Instead of BTS’ “Dynamite,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Appetite.”

 

When the weather gets colder and the singles get lonelier, CUFFING SEASON sweeps across the country. Instead of Maneskin’s “Beggin,'” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Cuffin’!”

 

With the holidays coming up, all the delivery drivers need a shout out for helping us get our packages! Instead of Post Malone’s “Sunflower,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Truck Driver!”

 

Halloween is back bay bay! Put on a scary mask, and do something that will haunt your hangover the next morning. Instead of Walker Hayes’ “Fancy Like,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Scary Like.”

 

Dracula doesn’t get enough love for being the O.G. spooky villain! That’s about to change… Instead of Usher’s “YEAH!” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “BLEGH!”

 

For all that teachers have done over the past two years, this one’s for you! Instead of Cali Swag District’s “Teach Me How to Dougie,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Teach ‘Em How To Study.”

 

October means Spooky Movie Season! This song is from the perspective of all those helpless, clueless and limbless victims of horror movie villains. Instead of Train’s “Hey Soul Sister,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Hey Cold Killer.”

 

If you’re not hungry before this song… you will be after! In celebration of the Anniversary of the first Kentucky Fried Chicken, instead of Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Gulp Down Cluck!”

 

The seasons are changing, and now it’s time to get cozy! Instead of Post Malone’s “Better Now,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Need A Sweater Now.”

 

Bussers, Servers, Cooks, Front of House, Back of House… whatever you do, if you’re in the restaurant industry this song is for you! Instead of Doja Cat and SZA’s “Kiss Me More,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tip ‘Em More.”

 

Pumpkin Spice Latte season is back with a vengeance! Instead of Ariana Grande’s “Thank You, Next,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Pumpkin Breath!”

 

BEEP BEEP! Get out of the way! Instead of Nelly’s “(It’s Getting) Hot In Herre,” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’m Getting Blocked In Here!”

 

This is, by far, the best parody song Young Jeffrey has ever done in an old man voice. Instead of Justin Bieber’s “Peaches,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Sit On Benches.”

 

It’s the unluckiest day of the year… be careful out there! Instead of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Friday the 13th.”

 

Jose has a new apartment, clean dishes and a made bed! He’s made huge growth over the last few months, so this song is for him. Instead of Saweetie’s “Best Friend,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “He’s Adultin’!”

 

There’s something oddly comforting about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck being a couple again after more than a decade. Instead of Wham!’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Breaking Up & Back to J. Lo.”

 

More and more people around the country are leaving their jobs in hopes of something better. So, Young Jeffrey wanted to write a song about that unique feeling you get when quitting your job. Instead of Khalid’s “Location,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Resignation.”

 

The heatwaves have been out of control, and there’s more to come in the forecast! Instead of Dua Lip & DaBaby’s “Levitating,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Perspirating!”

 

They better #FreeBritney, or we’re gonna get rowdy! Instead of Britney Spear’s “Oops!… I Did It Again!” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “Oops!… She’s Retirin!'”

 

For a lot of us, it’s been a minute since we’ve boogied down at a wedding. So, this week’s Song of the Week is a reminder of what we’ve been missing! Instead of Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Love When They Say I Do.”

 

It’s been so long since we’ve taken a trip; we need a refresher. Instead of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’ll be Travelin.”

 

Shoutout to all the Big Poppas on #FathersDay! Instead of Drake’s “Best I Ever Had,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “You My Freakin’ Dad.”

 

We’re Going To Krispy Kreme! Grab a dozen, and enjoy #NationalDonutDay! Instead of Lorde’s “(We’re On Each Other’s) Team,” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “We’re Going to Krispy Kreme!”