Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

By bonneville on January 4, 2021

Dracula doesn’t get enough love for being the O.G. spooky villain! That’s about to change… Instead of Usher’s “YEAH!” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “BLEGH!”

 

For all that teachers have done over the past two years, this one’s for you! Instead of Cali Swag District’s “Teach Me How to Dougie” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Teach ‘Em How To Study”

 

 

October means Spooky Movie Season! This song is from the perspective of all those helpless, clueless and limbless victims of horror movie villains. Instead of Train’s “Hey Soul Sister” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Hey Cold Killer”

 

If you’re not hungry before this song… you will be after! In celebration of the Anniversary of the first Kentucky Fried Chicken, instead of Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Gulp Down Cluck!”

The seasons are changing and now it’s time to get cozy! Instead of Post Malone’s “Better Now” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Need A Sweater Now”

Busers, Servers, Cooks, Front of House, Back of House… whatever you do, if you’re in the restaurant industry this song is for you! Instead of Doja Cat and SZA’s “Kiss Me More” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tip ‘Em More”

Pumpkin Spice Latte season is back with a vengeance! Instead of Ariana Grande’s “Thank You, Next” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Pumpkin Breath!”

BEEP BEEP! Get out of the way! Instead of Nelly’s “(It’s Getting) Hot In Herre” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’m Getting Blocked In Here!”

This is, by far, the best parody song Young Jeffrey has ever done in an old man voice. Instead of Justin Bieber’s “Peaches” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Sit On Benches”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4KTbFdoTo&t=1s

It’s the unluckiest day of the year… be careful out there! Instead of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Friday the 13th”

Jose has a new apartment, clean dishes and a made bed! He’s made huge growth over the last few months so this song is for him. Instead of Saweetie’s “Best Friend” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “He’s Adultin’!”

There’s something oddly comforting about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck being a couple again after more than a decade… Instead of Wham!’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Breaking Up & Back to J. Lo”

More and more people around the country are leaving their jobs in hopes of something better. So Young Jeffrey wanted to write a song about that unique feeling you get when quitting your job. Instead of Khalid’s “Location” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Resignation”

The heatwaves have been out of control and there’s more to come in the forecast! Instead of Dua Lip & DaBaby’s “Levitating” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Perspirating!”

They better #FreeBritney or we’re gonna get rowdy! Instead of Britney Spear’s “Oops!… I Did It Again!” It’s Young Jeffrey’s “Oops!… She’s Retirin'”

For a lot of us it’s been a minute since we’ve boogied down at a wedding. So this week’s Song of the Week is a reminder of what we’ve been missing! Instead of Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Love When They Say I Do”

It’s been so long since we’ve taken a trip, we need a refresher… Instead of Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I’ll be Travelin”

Shoutout to all the Big Poppas on #FathersDay! Instead of Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “You My Freakin’ Dad”

 

We’re Going To Krispy Kreme – Grab a dozen and enjoy #NationalDonutDay! Instead of Lorde’s (We’re On Each Other’s) Team, it’s Young Jeffrey’s “We’re Going to Krispy Kreme!”

You Could Be A Bridezilla – You should be able to act as brazenly as you want to on your wedding day. It’s YOUR day, after all. Instead of Rihanna’s “Umbrella” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “You Could Be A Bridezilla.”
 
 

Please Don’t Make Me Do This – If you’re nervous or upset about having to go back to the office soon, this one’s for you. Instead of Rihanna’s “Please Don’t Stop The Music” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Please Don’t Make Me Do This!”