You know who won the Oscars last night? Nope, not Shape of Water. The winner was…Macaulay Culkin, of all people. The actor live-tweeted the ceremony last night and had the internet in stitches! He was savage at moments and downright hilarious at others.
Scroll through the best below.
You know how the first person that shows up at a party is totally lame?
I'm betting you Dustin Diamond is the first person on the red carpet tonight.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
EXCLUSIVE: I heard Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein were going to come disguised as a very tall man in a long trench coat but they got busted by security. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars
1. Making ramen pic.twitter.com/gPL0DDtHVP
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 4, 2018
#Oscars PREDICTION:
Best Picture: I think LaLa Land REALLY has a chance this year. We're gonna win this, my dudes!— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Ladybird is my favorite episode of Roseanne since Laurie Metcalf smoked a joint in the bathtub #StashFromThePast #Oscars90
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
When I get thirsty from a hard night of Oscar tweeting, I reach for a refreshing Dr. Pepper. Or I would if I HAD ONE.
@DrPepper hmu
(I would also accept Hawaiian Punch.)
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters…
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
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