Noah Cyrus Selling Vial Of Her Tears For $12,000… Yes, Really

Noah Cyrus definitely knows what the people want. She’s selling a vial of her tears ‘as a result of sadness’ for $12,000.

By Admin on September 21, 2018
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Noah Cyrus definitely knows what the people want. She’s selling a vial of her tears for $12,000.

In line with her EP, Good Cry, drop this Friday, Cyrus teamed with Pizzaslime to release some merch. There are your typical shirts and sweaters for sale… but what’s got everyone’s attention is the tears.

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The item is only available for 48 hours, because any longer than that and it’d be strange, right? “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” reads the product description. As Nylon notes, that, of course, means she’s valuing each teardrop at $1,000.

The description also notes:

“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f***ing weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”

Yeah, that would be the weird thing, Noah.

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